You have cast a spell: Feline Impropriety +3

2:15 AM: DRINK, PUSSY!

It works on exactly two levels.

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12:28. Five pumpkin ales each, and we've already stumbled upon our first genius idea:

www.drunkcatsinwizardhats.com

Bookmark it, bitches.

Check back at Damn The Man for the third installment, uh... sometime.